Description

You didn’t choose the broke life — the broke life chose you (and let’s be honest, it was worth it). This shirt is for the die-hard fans, the big tippers, and anyone who’s ever left the club with empty pockets and a full heart.

Black, bold, and brutally honest.
Front: “Strip Club Shirt” — classic.
Back: Your financial reality, spelled out: “I’ve probably spent all my money on Farley Lynn.”

Perfect for the club, the after-party, or explaining to your accountant where the savings went.